You know, websites come in all types. Sometimes they give you information. Sometimes they entertain you. Sometimes they're about certain people. Sometimes they're fulla stuff you wouldn’t want little Timmy to see.

Don’t worry. Timmy can look around here. Tammy, too. And if Timmy or Tammy busts you lookin’ at my site, you don’t have to do a Pete Townshend, either, and say you were just doing research.

My name's Joe. Joe Destruction. I'm a private eye. I figure you oughta meet me because this is my site. Yeah, nice to meet you, too.

I live in the city. The inner city. They say it’s doomed. Middle-class flight. Eroding tax base. Urban decay. Social breakdown. Random violence and gunshots in the night. I like it here. It feels like home.

The other day, I heard the radio saying the ozone’s disappearing. That the sun’s gonna bake us all like cookies with little chocolate chip melanoma spots. I ain’t worried. In my part of the city, the smoke and smog are so thick that the sun only gets through one or two days a month, and those I usually take as office days.

Anyway, welcome to my world. Have a look around. Make yourself comfy. Just keep yer head down, okay?